April 23, 2019

Bucks Take Pistons’ Best Punch, Then Coolly Dropkick Them Into A Toilet

The Pistons got off to a very good start Monday night, at home, in Game 4 of their playoff series against Central division foe Milwaukee. Blake Griffin was lively; Reggie Jackson poured in 20 first-half points; the Pistons all but played Brook Lopez an...
April 23, 2019

Bryce Harper Ejected For Arguing Balls And Strikes, Once Again Goes Apeshit

One thing Phillies fans have yet to experience much of is new slugger Bryce Harper’s at-times contentious relationship with baseball’s umpires. He has been known to shout “fuck you” at them; they have been known to eject him for mysterious reasons. In ...
April 21, 2019

Brett Anderson Had The Best Seat In The House For The Athletics’ Chaotically Beautiful Double Play

One of the many things that makes life easier for pitchers is when they have an incredibly talented defense behind them to mop up the mistakes they created in the first place. It’s something that Oakland’s Brett Anderson understands now more than ever ...
April 21, 2019

Dexter Fowler Kindly Helps Noah Syndergaard Get His First Home Run Of The Season

Mets pitcher, and hand, foot and mouth disease survivor, Noah Syndergaard was up 2-1 in the count against Dakota Hudson in the top of the fourth. On the following pitch, Syndergaard swung and sent the ball deep to center field. Cardinals outfielder Dex...
April 19, 2019

MLS, Which Is Definitely Not A Ponzi Scheme, Wants To Expand By Adding Three New Teams For $200 Million Each

Are you: A) obscenely wealthy, B) in possession of or willing to form a soccer team domiciled in the U.S. or Canada, and C) looking for a foolproof way to take that soccer investment to the next level? If so, then boy, do I have great news for you!Read...
April 19, 2019

MLS, Which Is Definitely Not A Ponzi Scheme, Wants To Expand By Adding Three New Teams For $200 Million Each

Are you: A) obscenely wealthy, B) in possession of or willing to form a soccer team domiciled in the U.S. or Canada, and C) looking for a foolproof way to take that soccer investment to the next level? If so, then boy, do I have great news for you!Read...
April 19, 2019

Report: Raiders Front Office Is Paranoid, Preparing To Clean House, Totally In Character

One of the most common misunderstandings about Dumb Guys is that they are not capable of doing things. This is false. They can and in fact absolutely love to do complicated-sounding things like scheme and intrigue. They may not do those things well, an...
April 19, 2019

Report: Raiders Front Office Is Paranoid, Preparing To Clean House, Totally In Character

One of the most common misunderstandings about Dumb Guys is that they are not capable of doing things. This is false. They can and in fact absolutely love to do complicated-sounding things like scheme and intrigue. They may not do those things well, an...
April 19, 2019

Report: Raiders Front Office Is Paranoid, Preparing To Clean House, Totally In Character

One of the most common misunderstandings about Dumb Guys is that they are not capable of doing things. This is false. They can and in fact absolutely love to do complicated-sounding things like scheme and intrigue. They may not do those things well, an...
April 19, 2019

The 10 Best Deals of April 19, 2019

We see a lot of deals around the web over on Kinja Deals, but these were our ten favorites today.Read more...