October 17, 2019

Any Interest In Watching This LeBron James No-Look Pass On Loop Every Second Of Every Day Until You Die?

This year’s Golden State Warriors roster is fairly unrecognizable. That is true in the sense that the team is different from last year’s, but mostly in the sense that the average basketball fan will recognize very few people on it. Juan Toscano-Anderso...
October 17, 2019

Vince Carter Remains Vince Carter, Drains Threes Over Hapless Knicks

If you have not watched a Hawks game on TV lately, you may have missed a number of ESPN graphics reminding you incessantly and in various creative ways that Vince Carter is old, older than his team’s entire roster combined, old enough to be Trae Young’...
October 15, 2019

Notorious MMA Manager Cited For Battery After Allegedly Hitting Another MMA Manager At Event

Multiple MMA outlets reported on a brief physical altercation between two of MMA’s most prominent managers during a Professional Fighters League card Friday night at Mandalay Bay. Ibrahim Kawa of First Round Management told ESPN that Ali Abdelaziz of ...
October 15, 2019

LeBron Made His Choice, And He Chose LeBron

For whatever his faults may be (not being on your favorite team, hubris, brazenly studying the room without trying to hide it, etc.), LeBron James has consistently been a voice of progressive reason, but he has also been relentlessly acquisitive. Thus,...
October 13, 2019

Matt Bryant, You Poor Bastard

Even with their god-awful defense making Kliff Kingsbury look like the genius everyone used to pretend he was, the Falcons still found a way to build enough momentum to make it seem like a late victory over the Cardinals was possible—scoring 17 unanswe...
October 13, 2019

Lamar Jackson Etches His Name In History Alongside The Great Tobin Rote

As purveyors of the Gospel of Lamar Jackson, it is our solemn duty to inform the public whenever the Ravens quarterback elevates himself onto another level of football history. In a 23-17 win over the Bengals on Sunday, the lad did just that by becomin...
October 12, 2019

Dabo Swinney, Whose Team Is Headed For A Blowout Win Anyway, Yells At Kicker For Missing Field Goal

No. 2 Clemson has been manhandling Florida State all game Saturday evening, moving the ball seamlessly under Trevor Lawrence’s stewardship and stopping FSU’s run entirely. None of this was enough to tide over head coach and generally saturnine jerk Dab...
October 12, 2019

Report: Angels Employee Told Team Officials About Tyler Skaggs’s Drug Use Well Before Pitcher’s Death

A report from ESPN’s T.J. Quinn reveals that officials for the Los Angeles Angels were told about drug habits of pitcher Tyler Skaggs well before his death. ESPN’s sources were two unnamed individuals aware of what Eric Kay, the Angels’ director of com...
October 11, 2019

Achieve New Heights With Backcountry’s Prana Sale

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October 11, 2019

It’s Neat To Think Of The Patriots Someday Playing Against A Real NFL Offense

The Patriots beat the Giants Thursday night, 35–14, to move to 6–0 on the season. This was the second consecutive week where the Patriots looked vulnerable in the first half against a plucky but overmatched underdog, before a cascading series of second...