June 26, 2019

Reds Allow Runner To Score From Second Base On Sac Fly Like Big Sleepy Idiots

It was an extremely unimpressive night for the Cincinnati Reds, who suffered a 5–1 loss against the Angels in Anaheim. They gave up their first run of the night on a leadoff inside-the-park dinger to Tommy La Stella, and they gave up the final run of t...
June 26, 2019

Tommy La Stella’s Blessed Season Continues With Leadoff Inside-The-Park Dinger

It is now late June, which means if you can’t at least feign excitement about a leadoff inside-the-park home run in an interleague baseball game, you are staring down a summer of relatively slim pickings, VAR-marred World Cup soccer notwithstanding. Pl...
June 25, 2019

Public Service Announcement: Please Stop Interrupting Dodgers Games To Hug Cody Bellinger

In the bottom of the eighth inning Monday night in Arizona, a young woman ran from the stands and into right field, where she appeared to awkwardly hug Dodgers superstar Cody Bellinger. Needless to say, this ended with the young woman being arrested.Re...
June 25, 2019

Public Service Announcement: Please Stop Interrupting Dodgers Games To Hug Cody Bellinger

In the bottom of the eighth inning Monday night in Arizona, a young woman ran from the stands and into right field, where she appeared to awkwardly hug Dodgers superstar Cody Bellinger. Needless to say, this ended with the young woman being arrested.Re...
June 25, 2019

Giannis Antetokounmpo Is Your 2018–19 NBA Most Valuable Player

Monday night Milwaukee Bucks destroyer of worlds Giannis Antetokounmpo became the first European import to win the NBA Most Valuable Player award since Dirk Nowitzki in 2007, and the first NBA player ever to win MVP after having won the NBA’s Most Impr...
June 25, 2019

Giannis Antetokounmpo Is Your 2018–19 NBA Most Valuable Player

Monday night Milwaukee Bucks destroyer of worlds Giannis Antetokounmpo became the first European import to win the NBA Most Valuable Player award since Dirk Nowitzki in 2007, and the first NBA player ever to win MVP after having won the NBA’s Most Impr...
June 23, 2019

Mets’ Jason Vargas To Reporter: “I’ll Knock You The Fuck Out, Bro”

One day after I made the mistake of complimenting the Mets on this site, they’ve gone ahead and returned to the tire fire form that most people have gotten used to seeing on a regular basis. Today’s Mets meltdown features manager Mickey Callaway and Ja...
June 23, 2019

France Outlasts Brazil’s Tired Old Legs To Advance To The Quarterfinals With A 2-1 Victory

France are moving on to the quarterfinals of the Women’s World Cup after defeating Brazil, 2-1, in extra time. Despite scoring a surprise goal against the run of play late in regulation, Brazil’s tired legs eventually caught up to them and it became on...
June 22, 2019

Norway’s Perfect Penalty Shootout Deflated Australia Into Submission

A horrendous miss from Australia’s Sam Kerr set the tone for the Matildas’ penalty shootout against Norway, sending the Scandinavian nation into the quarterfinals of the Women’s World Cup with a 4-1 win on penalties.Read more...
June 22, 2019

Todd Frazier Upset He Hit Home Run Instead Of Deep Fly-Out

The Mets have been having an off day in the sense that they’re actually on the winning side of an embarrassing rout for once. Of course, such breaks in normalcy are bound to happen when the weather is on your side. Such was the case in the top of the t...